Spotlight on:

The Pyramids in the Jungle of Karamuru

“Trespassers will be eaten”

Overview • Factbook • Dispatches • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Pyramids in the Jungle of Karamuru is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Sissy Jaguar Lord Daphne de Blisse with an iron fist, and renowned for its feral children, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 27.736 billion Karamuris are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The Karamuruan economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion Dobloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,158 Dobloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Some magnifier-wielding Karamuris say Grand Sissy Jaguar Lord Daphne de Blisse seems a little lacking in something, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Karamuru's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shamanism-Animism.

Karamuru is ranked 258,105^th in the world and 46^th in Gypsy Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.31 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
1%Top
5%Top
10%Top
5%Top
10%