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The Pyramids in the Jungle of Karamuru

“Trespassers will be eaten”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Gypsy Lands

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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The Pyramids in the Jungle of Karamuru is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Sissy Jaguar Lord Daphne de Blisse with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 27.634 billion Karamuris are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The Karamuruan economy, worth a remarkable 1,579 trillion Dobloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,158 Dobloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Some magnifier-wielding Karamuris say Grand Sissy Jaguar Lord Daphne de Blisse seems a little lacking in something, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Karamuru's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shamanism-Animism.

Karamuru is ranked 107,053rd in the world and 26th in Gypsy Lands for Most Stationary, with 387.35379376008 days.

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Most Primitive: 557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 605thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,736thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,286thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,761stLargest Populations: 5,759thBest Weather: 6,154thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,924thMost Devout: 8,727thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,151stMost Cultured: 9,560thMost Pacifist: 10,735thLargest Black Market: 12,651stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,734thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,936thNicest Citizens: 20,343rdHighest Food Quality: 23,904thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,252ndMost Patriotic: 28,504thMost Influential: 28,656th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the region

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