Far Point Bluffs

Late Night Host (Governor): The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Midnight man

Last WA Update:

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 475th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 876th Largest Gambling Industry: 878th+5
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,306th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,957th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,434th Most Pro-Market: 3,257th Largest Insurance Industry: 3,272nd
World Factbook Entry


FAR POINT BLUFFS


A quiet river town in the Midwest. Don’t look for it on any map.

It appears only when not properly searched for. Roads fail. Signs misdirect. The town remains.


BE INSIDE BEFORE SUNDOWN.


THE TOWN



• People are polite
• Shops open on time
• The river is a boundary
• Missing names are common


NOTICE


Do not remain outside after dark. The fog does not wait.



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    Far Point Bluffs

    FactbookOverview by Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs . 55 reads.

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    The Fog

    BulletinNews by Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs . 20 reads.

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    The Gospel of Drifter

    FactbookReligion by Drifter . 149 reads.

Embassies: Pecan Sandies, The Bar on the corner of every region, Hollow Point, Hells Lounge, The Treasure Hunters, The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region, The Mausoleum, Regio, Redundant Realm of Redundancy, God Only Knows Why This Region Exists, and Freshness.

Tags: Magical, Minuscule, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, Snarky, and Surreal.

Far Point Bluffs is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Insurance Industry in Far Point Bluffs

The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.

As a region, Far Point Bluffs is ranked 3,272nd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

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Far Point Bluffs Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

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The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

Redwood Bureau, it seems the fog has consumed everyone.

via The Bar on the corner of every region

The Maintenance and Kitchen Help of Redwood Bureau

Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs wrote:Redwood Bureau, it seems the fog has consumed everyone.

It seems like that sadly. I've been waiting.



via The Mausoleum

The Felicities of Good Spirits

Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs wrote:Redwood Bureau, it seems the fog has consumed everyone.

*Wanders around looking for any dead bodies or lost souls to take with them. There appears to be no trace of any who perished in the fog. Perhaps the fog leaves no residue, or perhaps no one perished, or perhaps they had always been swallowed by the fog and just hadn't realized it until they one day woke up and remembered, and were thus consumed.*

Spooky fog of far point bluffs wrote:*The fog recedes

[Spooky fog of far point bluffs ceased to exist]

Or perhaps the fog never existed at all.



The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

Good Spirits wrote:*Wanders around looking for any dead bodies or lost souls to take with them. There appears to be no trace of any who perished in the fog. Perhaps the fog leaves no residue, or perhaps no one perished, or perhaps they had always been swallowed by the fog and just hadn't realized it until they one day woke up and remembered, and were thus consumed.*[Spooky fog of far point bluffs ceased to exist]

Or perhaps the fog never existed at all.

A once lively town is now found devoid of life. Chernobyl-esque. The fog is gone, along with any signs of life. Forlorn avenues echo with halcyon to town center chatter and song birds. Vines and weeds overtake chipped and crumbling architecture. Shop doors left wide open.

The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

EMERGENCY RADIO TRANSMISSION

To any and all survivors, the data center will assume all broadcast responsibilities, firing rouge segments into the ether for empty ears. Although, one shop in town may be semi-operational…

This broadcast goes out to Redwood Bureau.

via The Bar on the corner of every region

The Maintenance and Kitchen Help of Redwood Bureau

Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs wrote:EMERGENCY RADIO TRANSMISSION

To any and all survivors, the data center will assume all broadcast responsibilities, firing rouge segments into the ether for empty ears. Although, one shop in town may be semi-operational…

This broadcast goes out to Redwood Bureau.

wipes down counter.

I suppose im still around....kinda

via Hells Lounge

The Oppressed Peoples of The Havoc Servant

(ooc:

Sorry i just up and left on all of you.

I'll be gone for more time, upwards of many years.

Goobye for now,

-HC)

The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs

The Havoc Servant wrote:(ooc:

Sorry i just up and left on all of you.

I'll be gone for more time, upwards of many years.

Goobye for now,

-HC)

Bon voyage!

via The Mausoleum

The Felicities of Good Spirits

*Some spirits pick flowers off the margin of the river bank near Old Oak Park. The flowers taste like onions. Unsure of what to think of this, the spirits float to the Far Point Bluffs Botanical Gardens, which just appears to be an overgrown lawn by the mayor’s house. They occupy themselves with butterfly catching.

Amid the sunken shingles
Still and single
Mist-mingled
There lies a garden far away
Where grasses sway, and Spirits play.

via The Mausoleum

The Skeletal Assistant of Keeper of The Mausoleum

*Plucks some pinecones from the surrounding forest, then leaves a wishbone in payment at the gift shop.*

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