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The Republic of Noristoniaka |
“Sinizeldä valgiella, kiekuu meijän virryt.”
| Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
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Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Republic of Noristoniaka is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ivan Talvenpoigu with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.52 billion Karjalans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petroskoi. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion rublas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,964 rublas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, Ivan Talvenpoigu reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the eider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Noristoniaka is ranked 16,129th in the world and 164th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,952.67 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Noristoniaka, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, Ivan Talvenpoigu reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by
The Democratic Commonwealth of Alcrosnia.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by
The Theocracy of Potatopelago.
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by
The Republic of Vurk.
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
- : Noristoniaka lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by
The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 112 » 
Meropis, 
Slavatania, 
Invernessia, 
An Clar, 
Yahlia, 
Thracia Republic, 
Elisabethshagen, 
Raghallaigh, 
Northern German Federation, 
UGBK, 
Trixeland, 
Imperium Anglorum, 
Greater Tiberia, 
The Champions League, 
Ausvelt, 
Walfo, 
Dark Matter, 
Entians, 
Sax, 
Irminsulia, 
Gliesetonia, 
Nardin, 
Great Clucky, 
Ikarus, 
Rary, 
MagyaRomania, 
Stumphosse Res, 
Kkorea, 
Agausia, 
United Kingdom of Karpathia, 
Ottterland, 
Jim the Baptist, 
Pilipinas and Malaya, 
Regnum Italiae, 
North of Americas, 
St Scarlett, 
Leranditale, 
Leistrona, 
Armbruster, 
The Scandinavian Realm, 
Seristria, 
Yourope, 
East Ase Palmars, 
Iceagea, 
Lorissa, 
Scytharum, 
Castlenburg, 
Wyndland, 
Someseni, 
New Eestiball, and 62 others.
Zaznia, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Outer Sparta, Kanokla, Iquerian, Foudina, Calicov, Spruce, Orsik, Neurks Boodal, Ortigia, Elestansa, Salwonia, Artlantic Islands, Wombelland, Karnea, Makykay, Skalliad, Istastioner, Robbonia, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Superior Saxonia, Rome Ruzalls, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, The New Palaces, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Smultronstalle, LeikANsTo, Parharia, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Estellan, New Vardarland, Scutarie, Montecrux, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Basque Dominion, Vurk, Potatopelago, and Alcrosnia.
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