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The Demokratisk Republikk of Noristoniaka

“The Sun Shall Always Shine Up North”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Demokratisk Republikk of Noristoniaka is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Olesen with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 818 million Nærvé are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rørvik. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nærvish economy, worth 70.9 trillion Krøns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,696 Krøns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, Kraken is one of the most popular forenames in Noristoniaka, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Noristoniaka" at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown. Noristoniaka's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Noristoniaka is ranked 32,825th in the world and 459th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 73.69 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,799thMost Influential: 6,416thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,613thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,494thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,686thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,217thTop
Most Pacifist: 12,981stMost Cultured: 13,269thMost Secular: 13,699thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,209thMost Inclusive: 15,870thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,097thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,320thNicest Citizens: 23,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,469th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 120th in the region

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