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The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg

“Brightonburgia est imperare orbi universo”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: One big Island

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

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The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.224 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 23,542 trillion Silver Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 520,567 Silver Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,093,747 per year while the poor average 86,617, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, the teaching of evolution has been banned, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Orange Catholic Church ⛪.

BrightonBurg is ranked 52,083rd in the world and 19th in One big Island for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,331.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19thLargest Mining Sector: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 57thHighest Economic Output: 80thFattest Citizens: 89thHighest Disposable Incomes: 95thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 98thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101stMost Devout: 106thMost Avoided: 113thMost Primitive: 116thMost Ignorant Citizens: 135thMost Corrupt Governments: 174thLargest Agricultural Sector: 241stLargest Populations: 267thLargest Retail Industry: 281stHighest Average Incomes: 376thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 450thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 625thMost Armed: 1,127thMost Patriotic: 1,431stLargest Black Market: 1,539thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,394thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,881stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,490thMost Efficient Economies: 4,147thMost Influential: 5,368thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,911thRudest Citizens: 8,196thMost Authoritarian: 12,780thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,996thMost Conservative: 17,149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,459thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,731stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 28,522nd
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the region

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