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The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg

“Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: One big Island

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.279 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 20,048 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 485,683 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,262,269 per year while the poor average 27,062, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 31st in the world and 1st in One big Island for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 40,530.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thLargest Insurance Industry: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rdMost Primitive: 71stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 91stFattest Citizens: 92ndHighest Economic Output: 96thMost Devout: 111thMost Avoided: 111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 113thHighest Disposable Incomes: 128thMost Ignorant Citizens: 130thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167thMost Corrupt Governments: 201stLargest Retail Industry: 263rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 276thLargest Populations: 388thHighest Average Incomes: 433rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 490thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,248thMost Armed: 1,480thRudest Citizens: 1,710thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,113thLargest Black Market: 3,300thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,870thMost Patriotic: 4,128thMost Influential: 6,135thMost Efficient Economies: 7,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,065thMost Conservative: 9,958thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,330thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,374th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

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