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The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg

“Orbis terrarum nostri est(The world is ours)”

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The Holy 𝔹𝔹 Empire of BrightonBurg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Janos II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.279 billion BrightonBurgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 20,048 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 485,683 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,262,269 per year while the poor average 27,062, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.

BrightonBurg is ranked 31^st in the world and 1^st in One big Island for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 40,530.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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