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The Punky Defender of Grea Kriopia

“Let's carve our names in the pillars of history”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Punky Defender of Grea Kriopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.298 billion Kriopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion Golden Krions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,248 Golden Krions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, and the nation leads Europeia for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 283,384th in the world and 1,258th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 0.42 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Pacifist: 2,407thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,212thNicest Citizens: 3,381stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,743rdMost Inclusive: 4,318thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,990thHighest Food Quality: 5,189thSafest: 5,633rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,796thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,651stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,757thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,831stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,474thMost Cultured: 7,504thHealthiest Citizens: 7,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,700thMost Developed: 8,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,319thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,324thSmartest Citizens: 9,589thBest Weather: 10,533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,718thLargest Governments: 10,990thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,520thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,384thTop
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Most Secular: 15,213thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,980thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,087thHighest Economic Output: 19,410thHighest Average Incomes: 21,279thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,429thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,707th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionBest Weather: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Secular: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 121st in the region

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