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The Punky Defender of Grea Kriopia

“Let's carve our names in the pillars of history”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Order of the Grey Wardens

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The Punky Defender of Grea Kriopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.097 billion Kriopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth 785 trillion Golden Krions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,112 Golden Krions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 270,807th in the world and 525th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Patriotic, with 0.44 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 70thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,835thNicest Citizens: 3,013thMost Pacifist: 3,155thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,604thMost Inclusive: 3,857thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,063rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,602ndHighest Food Quality: 4,729thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,932ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,131stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,587thMost Cultured: 6,756thLowest Crime Rates: 6,917thHealthiest Citizens: 6,959thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,307thMost Developed: 7,561stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,648thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,760thSafest: 8,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,047thSmartest Citizens: 9,255thLargest Governments: 9,890thBest Weather: 11,146thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,617thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,722ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,416thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,372ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,250thMost Secular: 14,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,588thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,104thMost Efficient Economies: 21,069th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionNudest: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionMost Stationary: 51st in the region

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