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Pervincian News Service
December, 11, 2023
The Pervincian Nicholayist Party has criticised the Pervincian military for the amount of time it has taken for the convoy sent to Jautia to arrive.

"Jautia is only a day or 2 away." a representative said, "Pervincia is clearly based against Nicholayists."

Albert Hawk, a well known conspiracy theorist, made a statement on the incident.

"This is obviously evidence for the theory I made 2 years ago" He said, "Obviously, there is a rare anomaly in the Acadian Ocean causing the ships to move slower than they should. We'll be lucky if the ships end up arriving at all."