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[[I wasn't out of character]]

[[it was very clearly out of character]]

BREAKING NEWS
AFTER MUCH DEBATING BETWEEN THE PARTYS THE GOVERMENT HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A NATIONWIDE POLL ON THE ARMY DISSOLVMENT ISSUE WITH THE CONDITION THAT NOONE THATS AN OFFICAL MEMEBER OF A PARTY CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE POLLING. THIS CONDITION MEANS THAT 8 MILLION PEOPLE ARE EXCULDED FROM THE POLLING. THE OPTION ON THE POLL WILL BE "KEEP THE ARMY"
"DISSOLVE THE ARMY"
"DISOLVE THE ARMY AND DECLARE NEUTRALITY"
THE RESULTS WILL BE DETERMINED BY WITH BALLOT CHOICE GOT THE MOST VOTES, NOT BY PERCENTAGE.
LASTLY, IF YOU WANT TO VOTE YOU CAN BY VISITING THE CAPITAL OF YOUR COMMUNE AND WRITE OUT A BALLOT, VOTING ON A DIGITAL BALLOT, OR MALING IN YOUR BALLOT TO THE CAPITOL TO BE COUNTED.
MORE UPDATES SOON!

BREAKING NEWS
THE RESULTS ARE IN FOR THE SO CALLED "GREAT ARMY POLLING" AND WE HAVE A WINNER.
BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT THOUGH HERE ARE SOME STATS
TOTAL AMOUNT OF VOTERS: 140 MILLION (21 MILL LESS THAN THE ACTUAL ELECTION)
TOTAL AMOUNT OF POPULATION VOTING: 43% (ONLY 7% LESS THAN HALF OF THE POPULATION)
COMMUE WITH HIGHEST VOTER TURNOUT: CORK
COMMUNE WITH LOWEST VOTER TURNOUT:MAYO
PERCENT OF VOTES INPERSON:37%
PERCENT OF VOTES MAILED:27%
PERCENT OF VOTES DIGITAL:36%
AND THE FINAL RESULTS ARE (AS OF 1/30/21):
"KEEP THE ARMY"-54 MILLION
"DISOLVE THE ARMY"-79 MILLION
"DISOLVE THE ARMY AND DECLARE NEUTRALITY"-7 MILLION VOTES
THATS IT, THE ARMY OF COMMUNAL IRELAND WILL BE DISOLVED BUT IN ITS PLACE THE POLICE WILL HAVE SOME MILITARY TRAINING JUST INCASE.
SEE YOU ALL SOON.

[[The Pir is justifying the military and civilian buildup south of its borders with a clear intention to get to the second shore on Antarctica. In the military press release it is said that the Pir needs to push further south in order to obtain the second shore, and further its economic development and growth with new ports for exporting goods.]]

Ministry of Health,Wellbeing and Sport announced today that ZSHS ( Zands Sanian Health Service) will get an upgrade on that it can now authorities medical equipment e.g. vaccines for Zombie virus for example instead of relying on the Ministry of Health to do it.
This transfer of power happened because ,, The Good Act” was passed by the National Parliament yesterday and came into force today at 10am.

Zombie virus? What are the symptoms?

(Begins military mobilization)

West zands sania wrote:

Ministry of Health,Wellbeing and Sport announced today that ZSHS ( Zands Sanian Health Service) will get an upgrade on that it can now authorities medical equipment e.g. vaccines for Zombie virus for example instead of relying on the Ministry of Health to do it.
This transfer of power happened because ,, The Good Act” was passed by the National Parliament yesterday and came into force today at 10am.

See the above quote

Symptoms: Feeling unwell when drinking uncleared water. It can be found in raw meat and soft cheese as well as dirty unwashed hands.
Ministry of Health, Leisure and Sport

The Federal Republic of Aelandi has put in a formal, permanent travel ban to The Grand Duchy of West Zands Sania. Ministers have said that they try to talk you into believing in some virus
"This is ridiculous how can one spread such lies!" - minister of Healthcare & Recreation
The ban may be permanent but it is marked as "ban for undecided amount of time"

Ministry of Foreign Affairs has lifted the,,No Emigration’’ ban as the Zands Sanian Health Service (ZSHS) announced that the Zombie virus has finally been defeated as the Ministry of Health, Leisure and Sport educated the Sanian population on how the combat the virus.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs is working with countries in the region to establish again flight connection.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

[[Rusaka sends supplies via plane to help Jautia]]

December 24th, 2023

The Dogean Military Advisor Committee, or DMAC, has just announced a Militant Watch for Cacaonia. This means that a potential enemy, Locotima, has expressed wanting to have Cacaonia. This declaration goes along with a Draft Watch for Doggonia and Pupponia, as well as a Draft Advisory for Cacaonian Residents.

Earlier Today, the DMAC Minister, Charlie Oldenburg, released the following statement:
“We have been notified... that a nation by the name of Locotima has stated they would like to have control over Cacaonia. All military personnel in or near Cacaonia will be stationed in Cacaonia until further notice.”

Currently, the famous chocolate-making company Cocoa Sweets has been put on partial lockdown. They are also beginning to build fortifications with the money they’ve made over the last three years to make sure that the profitable business, Doggonia and Pupponia’s largest-earning, stays intact. If anything were to happen, economists estimate the Dogean stock market would shatter. In response, most people would likely try to sell their stocks, making the stock market go down more, until the kibble means nearly nothing. After this, many say it would spread to the rest of the world, making a global depression. This could do anywhere from 15,000 Rova to nearly 3.4 billion Rova in global damage, as well as rising prices by approximately 164% in D&P, and an average of 25.3% worldwide, says Dogelander’s News.

-River Valley Herald excerpt [this is in character because River Valley Herald is the main source of news for the country]

December 25th, 2021

As a Dogean Aircraft Carrier was being set up around 200 miles off the Locotiman coast in case of invasion of Cacaonia. However, that ship, called the DPNS Ricarnia, is now in quarantine because of a strange illness reported on the ship. The virus has been dubbed the “Ricarnian Influenza”. Its symptoms are coughing, sneezing, trouble breathing, fever, slow destruction of muscle cells with bacteriophage-type actions, blood clots, unwellness, and increased temperature sensitivity. (Anywhere above 95 degrees Fahrenheit can cause heat stroke in infected, and anywhere below 50 degrees can cause hypothermic reactions.) So far, there are 15 reported cases and one recorded death. It seems to spread via contaminated water, polluted air, and by hand contact.

-excerpt from the River Valley Herald

January 1st, 2024

Sanctions are currently between Locotima and D&P. Any Locotima planes, commercial or military, are hereby banned from being in D&P airspace, as well as a 50-mile radius around Cacaonia. An exclusion zone around the nation of Locotima by a radius of 200 miles is now put into effect. If a Dogean ship is sank by Locotima and it is before their sanction on D&P is lifted and all claims on Cacaonia dropped, it is war.

The National DEFCON has been set to 3. However, in Cacaonia, the DEFCON is set to 2. There is currently a search for anybody who can join the army. The draft is currently set up, and ready to nearly triple total armed forces. Training camps are currently packed to the brim.

Cocoa Sweets, along with Jungle Lumber, two of the three largest businesses in the country, are currently on lockdown. Those who can are advised to work from Doggonia or Pupponia. Jungle Lumber is also currently getting robots to do everything that needs to be done to the wood.

The stock market seems to be hitting a small recession at the moment, with about 3 million kibbles frantically pulled out of the stock market as tensions increase. Pupponia has already shut down the ability to buy or pull out stocks, as it is the worst hit.

Currently, a computer virus which seems to be from Locotima is ravaging computers across Doggonia. The government has been forced to shut down all online activity on River Valley Island and Northman’s Island for the next three days.

-River Valley Herald excerpt from front article “War Possible, Tensions Building!”

Doggonia and pupponia wrote:

January 1st, 2024

Sanctions are currently between Locotima and D&P. Any Locotima planes, commercial or military, are hereby banned from being in D&P airspace, as well as a 50-mile radius around Cacaonia. An exclusion zone around the nation of Locotima by a radius of 200 miles is now put into effect. If a Dogean ship is sank by Locotima and it is before their sanction on D&P is lifted and all claims on Cacaonia dropped, it is war.

The National DEFCON has been set to 3. However, in Cacaonia, the DEFCON is set to 2. There is currently a search for anybody who can join the army. The draft is currently set up, and ready to nearly triple total armed forces. Training camps are currently packed to the brim.

Cocoa Sweets, along with Jungle Lumber, two of the three largest businesses in the country, are currently on lockdown. Those who can are advised to work from Doggonia or Pupponia. Jungle Lumber is also currently getting robots to do everything that needs to be done to the wood.

The stock market seems to be hitting a small recession at the moment, with about 3 million kibbles frantically pulled out of the stock market as tensions increase. Pupponia has already shut down the ability to buy or pull out stocks, as it is the worst hit.

Currently, a computer virus which seems to be from Locotima is ravaging computers across Doggonia. The government has been forced to shut down all online activity on River Valley Island and Northman’s Island for the next three days.

-River Valley Herald excerpt from front article “War Possible, Tensions Building!”

But you have to keep in mind im now right next to your border, there was an update on the map last night

Locotima wrote:

But you have to keep in mind im now right next to your border, there was an update on the map last night

[yes, I know. Also, put stuff in brackets if it’s OOC. Like this:]

Locotima wrote:

[But you have to keep in mind im now right next to your border, there was an update on the map last night]

January 3rd, 2024

Coalition Against Locotima?

Earlier today, Aelandi’s leader, Dima Tritja Дима Тритья, has announced support for war against Locotima.

Dima Tritja Дима Тритья said the following in a formal meeting between the two countries:
“...If you will eventually... [attack] Locotima, Aelandi supports you.
They have leaked toxic waste near a place called The Autonomous Republic of Aelandian-Takaria which is a very important piece of land for Aelandi and they rely on boats... currently, the Aelandian government and Aelandian-Takarian government are very angry at Locotima and NO peace deal has been signed.”

Many in Doggonia and Pupponia see this as more proof to go to war with Locotima.

-River Valley Herald excerpt

[Official Email from Leader of D&P]
Hello. This is urgent. Recently there has been a Locotiman computer virus that is destroying documents of businesses. We are shutting down all email or online activity in D&P for the next 15 minutes. This is to find and eliminate all files made by the virus. I am deeply sorry for any panic this may cause. We are doing our best. If you try to contact us, you will get sent here. Thank you.

[Quote from Email by Leader of D&P]
“Okay, we’re back online now.”

—Declaration of War on Locotima—

Allies against Locotima: Aelandi

Allies with Locotima: none that are known, which means none at all

Casus Belli against Locotima: cyber attack, claiming land owned by D&P, spilling toxic waste near Aelandian-Takaria

Doggonia and Pupponia officially declares war on Locotima at 12:32 PM DDT (Doggonian Daylight Time) on January 6th, 2024.

Doggonia and pupponia wrote:

—Declaration of War on Locotima—

Allies against Locotima: Aelandi

Allies with Locotima: none that are known, which means none at all

Casus Belli against Locotima: cyber attack, claiming land owned by D&P, spilling toxic waste near Aelandian-Takaria

Doggonia and Pupponia officially declares war on Locotima at 12:32 PM DDT (Doggonian Daylight Time) on January 6th, 2024.

Denied.