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Middle school terrorized by a nude child in a goat mask in Ättens

Martin Koloway, 15 years old, decided that today was the day. He was going to do a horrible crime.

While naked and wearing a goat mask. His plan was "Teach 'em stupid teachers dat made my GPA drop harda' den mah grandmas heartbeat."

He chose the Western High School in Ättens. He got in his car, and began the 5 minute drive. Once he arrive, he dressed down and got on his mask.

He turned on the fire alarm, and as the chidden and teachers began to exist, he started his rampage.

"He-he just appeared out of knowhers-" A bawling child, who was identified as being 12 years old said. "He, started screaming and running around, my teachers tried to stop him but he would doge, and he came after me, and and." The girl was taken away by her parents, who slapped me and boy it still hurts.

Police say that they knew this would happen.

"We-HRGHM-Always knew that Martin was gonna terrorize a middle school while in the nude." Said the Obese Police sergeant Tim Cook, as he was devoting a extra T H I C C donut he was consuming. "We even had evidence, like when he posted on social media that he wanted to scream and run around on school property naked and in a goat mask, but I don't care. I not paid for this crap." He then drove away 2 feet to a nearby fast-food place.

This is the Marlenkan News Networck.