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The Legion of Mankind wrote:

A helicopter soars overhead at over a field.
Rock music comes on in the helicopter. The door gunner loads an MG3 and cocks the bolt.
“Hey, Kraus! Watch this!” He aims and fires bursts at peasants missing on purpose but sending the bullets all around them

A farmer comes out with his own gun and fires at the helicopter, sending a bullet whizzing past.
“Woah!” Says the door gunner. He aims at the farmer and fires full auto, 1200 rounds of 7.62 at the poor old farmer, ripping him to shreds.

“haha” the helicopter doors close and it flies off.