I really do enjoy Ken Dodd, bless him. Always underrated as one of the great English comedians I thought.
Some of his classic quips: I used to think I was marvellous in bed until I discovered all my girlfriends suffered from asthma. Five out of every three people have trouble understanding fractions. I told the Inland Revenue I dont owe them a penny. I live by the seaside. The man who invented Cats Eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener.