The World World Census

The Nudest in the World

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-MannhattanNew York Times Democracy“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.The Very Masculine Nation of Rands ObjectivityCapitalizt“Gargantuan Love God”
3.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
4.The Conglomerate of ArmacorCapitalizt“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
5.The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear ItselfPsychotic Dictatorship“All is well.”
6.The United States of Lady-LibertyAnarchy“...yearning to breathe free.”
7.The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Philip VCapitalist Paradise“Macedonia for the Macedonians”
8.The Thug of NWA EAZY ECivil Rights Lovefest“ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ”
9.The Republic of Interplanetary BritainInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Many suns shall shine on the British Empire.”
10.The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French HensLeft-Leaning College State“Hens like to cluck.”
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