The Fattest Citizens in St Abbaddon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, St Abbaddon is ranked 8,933rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Middle Witeopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Silicon Crush | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Dare to fall” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Frank Donald | Psychotic Dictatorship | “My nation is better than yours” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Trutinia | Corporate Bordello | “Balance is the Key to Sovereignty and Peace.” | |
| 5. |  The Grand Union of United Enga | New York Times Democracy | “Enga Forever!” | |
| 6. |  The Corporate Holy Oligarchy of Yellow Tang Islands | Anarchy | “Yellow as One! Yellow Forever!” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Shadowfall- | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You cannot evade me” | |
| 8. |  The Motion of Keen Oceans | Right-wing Utopia | “Just Keep Swimming” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Arvugux | Free-Market Paradise | “This Space Intentionally Left Blank” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of St Abbaddon Guardian | Corporate Bordello | “FOUNDERLESS.NET” |
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