Psychotic DictatorshipsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,207th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Watermelon Puppet of SebatopiaIron Fist Consumerists“All Hail Emperor Watermelon!”
12.The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic SystemCorporate Police State“🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥”
13.The Theocracy of MainedFather Knows Best State“no protest cuz i act like the ccp”
14.The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plusIron Fist Consumerists“GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!”
15.The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan DictatorCorporate Police State“Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right”
16.The Cultist State of Blood Sacrifice and FireCorporate Police State“Glory to the Fire God!”
17.The Marauding Machines of AlorgazeIron Fist Consumerists“Outside opinions are irrelevant.”
18.The Prophecy of The Almighty LennyPsychotic Dictatorship“Praise be!”
19.The Impenetrable City-State of CubishIron Fist Consumerists“Surrender freedom for safety, or lose both.”
20.The Theocracy of YyyyyyyyyIron Fist Consumerists“Freedom is Slavery War is Peace Ignorance is Knowledge”
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