The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,207th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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11. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All Hail Emperor Watermelon!” | |
12. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥” | |
13. | Father Knows Best State | “no protest cuz i act like the ccp” | ||
14. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!” | |
15. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right” | |
16. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Glory to the Fire God!” | |
17. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Outside opinions are irrelevant.” | |
18. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Praise be!” | |
19. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Surrender freedom for safety, or lose both.” | |
20. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom is Slavery War is Peace Ignorance is Knowledge” |