Philippines World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Philippines is ranked 12,558^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
21.	The Matriarchy of Namomart	Moralistic Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”
22.	The Empire of Underjaw	Anarchy	“Alea jacta est”
23.	The Democratic State of Arbuckles	Democratic Socialists	“Not overweight, undertall”
24.	The Republic of Interceptor LXXVII	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
25.	The Holy Empire of Unius Sycush Islands	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We Will Endure”
26.	The Republic of Hinirang Lupang	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”
27.	The Dictatorship of Minalomd	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Strength Through Freedom”
28.	The City of Banda Aceh	New York Times Democracy	“Saboeh Pakat Tabangun Banda”
29.	The Most Serene Republic of Hyva	Compulsory Consumerist State	“My kingdom for a horse!”
30.	The Allied States of Brewster F2A Buffalo	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”

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