The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie	Iron Fist Socialists	“The spirits are about to speak!”
3.	The Rumpshaking Action of Booty Time	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Booty time, booty time! Across the USA!”
4.	The Western R and D Division of The Phoenix Foundation	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Working for the Betterment of Mankind”
5.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
6.	The Angst of Naota	Tyranny by Majority	“I don't play baseball.”
7.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
9.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”
10.	The Anarchy of Blogotopia	Democratic Socialists	“Free Palestine, support BDS!”