The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
2.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
3.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”
4.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.	The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan	Anarchy	“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
6.	The Anarchy of Blogotopia	Democratic Socialists	“Free Palestine, support BDS!”
7.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Capitalist Paradise	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.	The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum	Anarchy	“That's your own problem!”
9.	The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank	Capitalist Paradise	“Beware!”
10.	The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia	Left-wing Utopia	“ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM”