The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	Pineapple Fondness Rating
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	0
2.	The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie	0
3.	The Rumpshaking Action of Booty Time	0
4.	The Western R and D Division of The Phoenix Foundation	0
5.	The Plutocratic Kingdom of Uhuh-Ropa	0
6.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	424.53
7.	The Angst of Naota	0
8.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners	424.19
9.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	424.1
10.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	424.09