The Fattest Citizens in 10000 Islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, 10000 Islands is ranked 11,597th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Black Dog of Phlebacite | Iron Fist Consumerists | “When in doubt execute, otherwise exterminate” | |
2. | The Oppressed Peoples of Scuffleopolis | Corporate Police State | “Such is life” | |
3. | The Oppressed Peoples of Next Meal | Corrupt Dictatorship | “living hand to mouth” | |
4. | The Void of Dustwind | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You live, you suffer, you die” | |
5. | The Dysfunctional Viper Pilots of The Colonial Fleet | Capitalist Paradise | “All I got from Earth was this radioactive T-shirt” | |
6. | The Republic of West Phlebacite | Capitalist Paradise | “Beat it” | |
7. | The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation | Left-Leaning College State | “Against Civilization” | |
8. | The Legend of Lower Phlebacite | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “cmon getaff” | |
9. | The ★★★ of Free Land of Rebellium | Anarchy | “Free Roads, Free People.” | |
10. | The Kingdom of Garnbyen | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You only live once” |