10000 IslandsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in 10000 Islands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, 10000 Islands is ranked 11,597th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Black Dog of PhlebaciteIron Fist Consumerists“When in doubt execute, otherwise exterminate”
2.The Oppressed Peoples of ScuffleopolisCorporate Police State“Such is life”
3.The Oppressed Peoples of Next MealCorrupt Dictatorship“living hand to mouth”
4.The Void of DustwindIron Fist Consumerists“You live, you suffer, you die”
5.The Dysfunctional Viper Pilots of The Colonial FleetCapitalist Paradise“All I got from Earth was this radioactive T-shirt”
6.The Republic of West PhlebaciteCapitalist Paradise“Beat it”
7.The Nomadic People of Gaia NationLeft-Leaning College State“Against Civilization”
8.The Legend of Lower PhlebaciteInoffensive Centrist Democracy“cmon getaff”
9.The ★★★ of Free Land of RebelliumAnarchy“Free Roads, Free People.”
10.The Kingdom of GarnbyenCompulsory Consumerist State“You only live once”
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