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Welcome to our new region member, The Republic of Game Theorist. I am sure you can guess who it is.

Hi I'm Dictator Ramses of Olivatopia give you guys all 10,000 Mexican Pesos

In an unfortunate event, My Math Homeworkian ambassadors in our fellow region-mate, The Name I Was Going to Choose Was Taken, were "Mysteriously" attacked during a secret meeting by rogue assassins that totally weren't hired by us to start a war. 12 people were killed, including three MMH ambassadors, and 9 TNIGCT officials. The secret meeting was held on the ground floor of the capitol building of TNIGCT. The assassins used a Math Homeworkian M1A2 "Abraham's" tank to first shell the room (which had a window facing the street) then after a total of 14 shots, they got out of the tank and for some "mysterious" reason, used MMH assault rifles (Specifically the FN CUT-L and the Doeing AK-747 assault rifles) to gun down any survivors. The Glorious Leader of My Math Homework, Grades, said in an official report from the capital (Math Class),
"This unfortunate situation has brought into new light exactly how bad TNIGCT is. Their laws are so lax that the killers, who were totally TNIGCT citizens and not MMH assassins, probably legally bought the weapons that they used. From the evidence that we have gathered, I think that it is safe to assume that the assassins were hired by the dirty anarchists of TNIGCT. They knew that the "ambassadors" were actually spies to gather intelligence so that we can have targets to carpet bomb, wait.... what..... Oh I mean that they were...... ummmm...... sent to discuss housing for the low income people living in the capital....... yeah..... Anyways, in this *very* formal announcement, I, Grades of The Benevolent Dictatorship of My Math Homework, hereby declare war on The Anarchy of The Name I was Going to Choose was Taken. My military will now engage in TNIGCT forces using deadly means. It is at this time that I call upon my ally, Game Theorist, and anyone else who wishes to fight, to help fight back against the chaotic regime of TNIGCT. SO, WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1

P.S. this is completely fictitious, this is just for role play, any participants in the 'war' are not going to go away no matter what happens.

After the recent events, Aria Nork's Glorious Leader, John S. Garrett, was thrown back. Two of his own region-mates fighting, impossible, but when he went to check again, it was still there. During the press conference, our Glorious Leader looked appalled. "In light of recent events involving to of my allies, nay, friends, our nation will take no actions to help any of the involved nations. Trading will cease and our boarders will be closed, and the only time I, John S. Garrett, will step in, is when peace seems impossible, I will help them settle the dispute in the form of a treaty." True to his word, all trading stopped and borders were closed.
This is James Everton with the six o'clock news, signing off.

In a formal announcement, the leader of Free Peoples Land said, "As the region erupts into war, Free Peoples Land will remain neutral in the war, but we will be doing humanitarian missions to help any noncombatants."

"The Halikean army will be moving to intercept MMH forces, along with anyone else who stand in our way!" Shouts The Halikes Dictator, James Aaron, "We will send multiple convoys to neutralize Game Theories military before it even starts! I hereby declare war on all who oppose the TNIGCT government!"

First battle of the war
From a TNIGCT soldier, 2018,

"We were doing simple border patrol when the call came in. "MMH declared war on us, watch out for enemy battle-groups! We are sending a defending force out to you now!" No sooner had base command said that, we saw a large amount of enemy units coming from over a hill on the horizon. It was at least 250 infantry and at least 50 MBTs. They were charging at us! My company quickly took defensive positions in the town we were near. I got on top of the highest building with my sniper and used binoculars to get a better look at the enemy. Then, I heard a rumbling behind us. It was the defending force! I got the commander of the force on the radio and told him what I was able to see about the enemy. The commander was commanding one of the powerful TNIGCT "Mouse" tanks. We heard the F-21 "Rapture" jets flying above. and the order to advance came in. I told my sniper to target the generals and commanders of the enemy ranks. The battle soon started and within 1.5 hours, it was over. Without their generals not around to command them, the conscripted MMH soldiers willingly surrendered. We found out later that it was just so that they could they could escape their homeland and escape the war."

MMH is developing a new weapon, the Atomic Bomb. Two prototypes have been created, "Small Boi", and "Thicc Man". We WILL use these weapons if we are provoked!

BREAKING: Insubordinate MMH soldiers and captured Takeian soldiers are being imprisoned into the bomb bays of MMH bombers and kamikazed into TNIGCT cities!

After a bomber was shot down before it could reach it's target, a MMH soldier that was chained to the bomb bay on the downed bomber was captured and interrogated by the TNIGCT military. He confessed that MMH was planning on sending their deserters and POWs into bombers filled with explosives and flying them into the highest population centers in TNIGCT. He said that his group was only the beginning. All citizens are advised to stay alert and to go into designated shelters when the air raid siren goes off. The Chief of Military, Bob Joe, told reporters that the TNIGCTAF is staying on alert 24/7 with their F-21 "Rapture" and their A-11 "Boar" jets to combat any threats in the air. He said that they also were using leased Halikeian SAM launchers, and that both countries are working on a nuclear armed ICBM, the SixtySecondMale III to combat MMH's developments on the "Small Boi" and the "Thicc Man".

--Rand omp Erson, The Name I was Going to Choose was Taken News

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After improper handling set off the experimental nuclear weapon codenamed "Thicc Man" causing massive devastation in the formerly large city of "Finals" and My Math Homework in general, the leader of said nation has decided to meet with the TNIGCT leader in the neutral nation of Free Peoples Land to discuss the possibility of an armistice. While the TNIGCT leader was away however, the order was given to drop MMH's only remaining nuclear bomb, "Small Boi" at the Takeian city of "Sample Text". The attack failed though. The bomb malfunctioned and failed detonate on impact. All it did was slam into a portable toilet in a construction site just outside of the city. No one was hurt, and the bomb was safely collected by a TNIGCT demolition team.

Hello friends I was nuked out of a region called the Fortis Federation can I hangout here?

Sure

never mind the region i got nuked out of wants me back sorry that i can't help with your region bye

After voting for your side, please make an announcement telling others who's side you will be on. Free Peoples Land will remain neutral

Peace Talks between MMH and TNIGCT have failed after the leader of MMH, Grades, did not attend, and the stand-in turned out to be an attempted suicide bomber. Luckily he was stopped and detained, but now TNIGCT demands answers about the attack.

We note with concern that the embassies between The United Peoples Union and SECFanatics are closing. If anything was done by a nation from SECFanatics to offend your region then we do sincerely apologize. We wish only peace and prosperity to the nations of The United Peoples Union. Farewell.

Congratulations, featured region!

Beep beep! Congrats on being featured ehhhh uh oh. No cars? Surely you’ll make an exception for car-shaped cakes, right? Right!

I want to be the regional delegate

Hello fellow Featured Region chasers!

So wow, a Region with no cars. Or other features.

That's... something.

Hey, Congrats on being featured!

- Toerana

Congratulations on being featured!