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Region: The United Peoples Union

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My math homework

In an unfortunate event, My Math Homeworkian ambassadors in our fellow region-mate, The Name I Was Going to Choose Was Taken, were "Mysteriously" attacked during a secret meeting by rogue assassins that totally weren't hired by us to start a war. 12 people were killed, including three MMH ambassadors, and 9 TNIGCT officials. The secret meeting was held on the ground floor of the capitol building of TNIGCT. The assassins used a Math Homeworkian M1A2 "Abraham's" tank to first shell the room (which had a window facing the street) then after a total of 14 shots, they got out of the tank and for some "mysterious" reason, used MMH assault rifles (Specifically the FN CUT-L and the Doeing AK-747 assault rifles) to gun down any survivors. The Glorious Leader of My Math Homework, Grades, said in an official report from the capital (Math Class),
"This unfortunate situation has brought into new light exactly how bad TNIGCT is. Their laws are so lax that the killers, who were totally TNIGCT citizens and not MMH assassins, probably legally bought the weapons that they used. From the evidence that we have gathered, I think that it is safe to assume that the assassins were hired by the dirty anarchists of TNIGCT. They knew that the "ambassadors" were actually spies to gather intelligence so that we can have targets to carpet bomb, wait.... what..... Oh I mean that they were...... ummmm...... sent to discuss housing for the low income people living in the capital....... yeah..... Anyways, in this *very* formal announcement, I, Grades of The Benevolent Dictatorship of My Math Homework, hereby declare war on The Anarchy of The Name I was Going to Choose was Taken. My military will now engage in TNIGCT forces using deadly means. It is at this time that I call upon my ally, Game Theorist, and anyone else who wishes to fight, to help fight back against the chaotic regime of TNIGCT. SO, WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1

P.S. this is completely fictitious, this is just for role play, any participants in the 'war' are not going to go away no matter what happens.

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