The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Zany Zanes wrote:

Awakens

Phew, I fudging aced that exam! *knocks on wood* Whoo! I know the compliment system, the difference between active and passive immunity, cytokines: functions and classes, and the various vaccine types. I can't wait 'til med classes kick in, lol.

And might I say how self-respecting and sapient of a lifeform you look regardless?

Zombie ducks
If you can talk you're either possessed or sapient so it's checks out. You're very sapient. But you're a zombie so possessed. Um possessed and sapient

*regrets the orange juice*

Prusmia wrote:

As a transfem skirts are amazing, they also go spinny

… I’m envious.

Zombie ducks wrote:

I’m envious.

You're envious of being a transfem or wearing a skirt?

I'm envious of people having really cute skirts. I wanna look like a real Bethany with real skirts

Brocklandia wrote:

Why not? Is it still offended that Cheffy tried to make a lunch special out of it. I know the dinner special has more prestige, but being a lunch special isn't that second-rate, is it?

Well would you like a entire horde of Un killable monsters to overrun the bar?

Definitely not east lodge wrote:

I'm envious of people having really cute skirts. I wanna look like a real Bethany with real skirts

Missed the chance to be named West Lodge.

Gonna go do stuff like, uncharacteristically, *sigh* dishes...

I hate dishes.

I'd rather fix the dishwasher, but no one trusts me enough to think about letting me try. I'll look at it. The motor is burned out, and it just needs a new one. It also needs to be cleaned out, so I can stick my head in it without getting sick.

Ambrossa wrote:

A message found in the bar's mailbox in a black envolope with crimson ink reading "The Cafe"

Dear the Bar,
Due to your excessively bad food, horrendously large number of Health and Safety violations, and severe damage done to the fabric of the multiverse, we at the Multiversal Cafe do hereby send this declaration of war to you and yours. You must send a response in the next twenty four seconds or the kitten army waiting in your parking lot will no longer be so hungry.
With love,
The Multiversal Cafe

No. also if you try and raid us, I will personally call every single defender region I know.

Pope of joemama wrote:

No. also if you try and raid us, I will personally call every single defender region I know.

It's not a raid! It's just some RP

Ambrossa wrote:

In response to the Pope's very well-written and in-depth responding letter, the Cafe sends a even better one

Yes

in response to the galactic republic of ambrossa, the pope sends another very detailed letter
[spoiler=yes[/spoiler]

edit: oops. Wait how do I send spoilers lol

the pope then proceeds to seemingly disappear from the bar.

An army of over a trillion blue-eyed, shard-clawed, fang-toothed, white and fuzzy kittens waited outside, completely surrounding the bar with miles-deep walls of terrifyingly-adorableness. Each kitten had a little black belt featuring highly advanced self-replicating nanotech able to create an antimatter cannon from nothing. The kittens awaited order, which would depend on the letter the Bar would send back. The well-being of the mailman in question is not guranteed, however.

East lodge wrote:

Letter addressed to the higher dimesion

Thanks. I'm restless today. I want to go to the library, but I'll do that later I guess. I want to go somewhere new and study just high school stuff. Like literally just homework. Then I want to work on test prep, and coding. Maybe French, but I don't want to learn French. I do it for rp. I want to learn more German, Spanish, Latin, and Tagalog. Maybe Japanese. I want to pick one to work on for now. I want to to German. It's my favorite one on the list. Spanish is the most useful, but I don't like it much. Tagalog is fun, and it has Spanish and Japanese roots. I would be able to understand anime with no subtitles if i could speak Japanese. I need to brush my teeth really badly. I started writing a novel in German, but it's not working too well. I could write a children's book instead of an adult novel. I'd just have to draw some pictures and I could have an easy children's story. My other novels and screenplays are going good, but I'm focusing more on school, test prep, and coding. Which is 1/3 a lie. Im gonna start working on coding again soon. Busy busy busy but having fun learning

Ambrossa wrote:

A message found in the bar's mailbox in a black envolope with crimson ink reading "The Cafe"

Dear the Bar,
Due to your excessively bad food, horrendously large number of Health and Safety violations, and severe damage done to the fabric of the multiverse, we at the Multiversal Cafe do hereby send this declaration of war to you and yours. You must send a response in the next twenty four seconds or the kitten army waiting in your parking lot will no longer be so hungry.
With love,
The Multiversal Cafe

Pauses in cleaning a glass.

We have a mailbox?

Ambrossa wrote:

An army of over a trillion blue-eyed, shard-clawed, fang-toothed, white and fuzzy kittens waited outside, completely surrounding the bar with miles-deep walls of terrifyingly-adorableness. Each kitten had a little black belt featuring highly advanced self-replicating nanotech able to create an antimatter cannon from nothing. The kittens awaited order, which would depend on the letter the Bar would send back. The well-being of the mailman in question is not guranteed, however.

They're gonna have to get past Kitty Hitler first. Pretty sure they already marked it as their feline territory.

Zany Zanes wrote:

ALtaHD

Sounds busy. I'd say if you want to learn a new language, try putting an app on your phone if you've got one. It can be helpful. Otherwise, good luck with your affairs.

Pauses in cleaning a glass.

We have a mailbox?They're gonna have to get past Kitty Hitler first. Pretty sure they already marked it as their feline territory.

Kitty Hitler can join us!

I forgot my password lol.

so uh, yeah.

Pope of joemama 2 wrote:

I forgot my password lol.

so uh, yeah.

Oh. I'm guessing your email wasn't attached to it? Bummer. Hello Joemama 2

Zombie ducks wrote:

They’re these fabric pieces that you wear around your legs.

Oh, I've heard of those, but I thought they were called "socks."

Pope of joemama wrote:

Well would you like a entire horde of Un killable monsters to overrun the bar?

Whether I like it or now, that happens every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, and every other Sunday. You just missed today's round.

Zombie ducks wrote:

I don’t have a skirt.

Lucky for you, there's Amazon. They can overnight thousands of styles and colors to your doorstep. What's that?--You don't have a doorstep either? Lucky for you, there's Amazon ...