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The Armed Forces of Zulankan Outpost 131

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The Armed Forces of Zulankan Outpost 131 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.123 billion Zulankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Zulankan economy, worth 275 trillion labor certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,196 labor certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Zulankan Outpost 131's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulankan Outpost 131 is ranked 8,086^th in the world and 1^st in Victims of Marxism Memorial for Most Primitive, scoring 100.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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