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The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party

“Utopian Comrades of the World, Unite”

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The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Hu Asked with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.783 billion Soviet Utopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soviet Central. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Utopian economy, worth 813 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,085 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Utopia Reunion Party's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Soviet Utopia Reunion Party is ranked 137,224^th in the world and 129^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 678.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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