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The Socialist Confederacy of Cannonio

“Millions of changes just for the people.”

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The Socialist Confederacy of Cannonio is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fello Timmik with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.334 billion Cannonese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catain. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannonic economy, worth 539 trillion Cannonballs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,589 Cannonballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cannonio's national animal is the Stonefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cannonio is ranked 10,696^th in the world and 60^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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