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The Nomadic Peoples of Zombie Minion is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Disembodied Brain with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.991 billion Minions are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalled Car. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 6,370 trillion souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 354,107 souls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,092,740 per year while the poor average 27,717, a ratio of 75.5 to 1.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zombie Minion's national animal is the henchman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gru.

Zombie Minion is ranked 113,960^th in the world and 1^st in Silverhold for Highest Poor Incomes, with 27,717.91 Standard Monetary Units.