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The Republic of Zombie Elsa is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Zombie Elsa with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.07 billion Zombies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arendelle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion Zombucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 87,858 Zombucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 441,932 per year while the poor average 9,762, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, baiting is a national sport, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm, and kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zombie Elsa's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is followers of Zombie Elsa.

Zombie Elsa is ranked 37,931^st in the world and 1^st in Fjord for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.