Spotlight on:
The Republic of Zombie Cinderella |
“Brains”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: The New Kingdom |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Republic of Zombie Cinderella is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zombie Cinderella with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.581 billion Zombies are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cendrillon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.
The very strong Zombie economy, worth 867 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 90,547 Brains, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,787 per year while the poor average 19,934, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.
Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and rumor has it that Zombie Cinderella has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zombie Cinderella's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of Cinderella.
Zombie Cinderella is ranked 140,666th in the world and 3rd in The New Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -48.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zombie Cinderella was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Cinderella, rumor has it that Zombie Cinderella has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Zombie Cinderella was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Cinderella, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
- : Zombie Cinderella was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Stationary, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Crime Rates.
- : Zombie Cinderella was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Cinderella, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Cinderella, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Cinderella, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Cinderella, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Zombie Cinderella's stash".