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The A of the B of the C of the D of Zjaum

“Don't mess with us, and we won't mess with you, friend.”

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Location: The League

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The A of the B of the C of the D of Zjaum is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by T'korov Eyeketrau with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.791 billion R'Koo-oi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wt'kroiya Turayi. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wrau-yi economy, worth a remarkable 3,014 trillion wyis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 307,858 wyis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Zjaum flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zjaum's national animal is the woiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Zjaum is ranked 4,788th in the world and 4th in The League for Highest Economic Output, with 3,014 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Crime Rates: 205thMost Armed: 207thRudest Citizens: 221stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 225thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 252ndFattest Citizens: 255thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 268thLargest Retail Industry: 305thMost Avoided: 473rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 574thHighest Disposable Incomes: 604thLargest Gambling Industry: 662ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 873rdLargest Insurance Industry: 978thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,106thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,536thLargest Mining Sector: 1,828thHighest Average Incomes: 1,949thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,171stMost Devout: 2,313thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,356thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,451stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,678thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,772ndHighest Economic Output: 4,788thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,985thMost Influential: 6,226thSmartest Citizens: 6,743rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,848thMost Efficient Economies: 7,051stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,407thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,546thLargest Black Market: 8,872ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,684thTop
Highest Drug Use: 18,723rdMost Cultured: 19,990th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the region

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