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The Tax Free Land of Zintai |
“Live long and help me prosper”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: GameFAQs |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.947 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,570 trillion Zintais a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,567 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Jackboots have given the boot to the nobility, job descriptions are required to list the length of their siesta breaks, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.
Zintai is ranked 332,468th in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -51.67 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Zintai, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Following new legislation in Zintai, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Zintai, job descriptions are required to list the length of their siesta breaks.
- : Zintai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Zintai, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility.
- : Following new legislation in Zintai, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in Zintai, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom.
- : Following new legislation in Zintai, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
- : Following new legislation in Zintai, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Following new legislation in Zintai, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount New Zintai make great practice for foreign snipers.
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