Spotlight on:
The Irn-Bru Guzzling People of Zeontarg |
“Eat, sleep, sex and death”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Hapes Consortium |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Irn-Bru Guzzling People of Zeontarg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 43.692 billion Zeontargians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naranjo. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Zeontargian economy, worth a remarkable 5,015 trillion Stirling Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,794 Stirling Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Zeontargians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, visions of giant pink Thistles are a common side effect after Zeontargians eat their meals, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Zeontarg's national animal is the Thistle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Zeontarg is ranked 1,708th in the world and 1st in Hapes Consortium for Highest Food Quality, scoring 296.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zeontarg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Zeontarg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Zeontarg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Best Weather, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Zeontarg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Zeontarg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Zeontarg lodged a message on the Hapes Consortium Regional Message Board.
- : Zeontarg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Zeontarg lodged a message on the Hapes Consortium Regional Message Board.
- : Zeontarg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Zeontarg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.