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The Irn-Bru Guzzling People of Zeontarg

“Eat, sleep, sex and death”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Very Strong
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Location: Hapes Consortium

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Irn-Bru Guzzling People of Zeontarg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.77 billion Zeontargians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naranjo. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Zeontargian economy, worth a remarkable 3,869 trillion Stirling Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,239 Stirling Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zeontargians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, visions of giant pink Thistles are a common side effect after Zeontargians eat their meals, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Zeontarg's national animal is the Thistle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeontarg is ranked 1,700th in the world and 1st in Hapes Consortium for Largest Black Market, with 1,704 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Stationary: 148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218thMost Cultured: 429thMost Rebellious Youth: 522ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 560thLargest Publishing Industry: 635thMost Beautiful Environments: 690thBest Weather: 704thLargest Populations: 786thHighest Crime Rates: 863rdHealthiest Citizens: 991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,477thLargest Black Market: 1,700thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,749thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,848thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,552ndMost Devout: 2,757thNicest Citizens: 2,957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,961stMost Influential: 3,026thHighest Economic Output: 3,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,758thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,748thMost Armed: 7,216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,532ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,923rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,378thLargest Governments: 17,657thMost Developed: 21,149th

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Shinaria and Ultrasoft.