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The Kingdom of Zentafo |
“All hail supreme leader Zentaro!”
| Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
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Location: The waters |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Kingdom of Zentafo is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 648 million Zentafoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.
The thriving Zentafoan economy, worth 46.7 trillion zens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,045 zens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,380 per year while the poor average 13,979, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.
Wandering Zentafoans are known for their one-track minds, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Zentafo's national animal is the zentaro, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Zentafo is ranked 98,564th in the world and 15th in The waters for Highest Average Incomes, with 72,045.74 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zentafo's influence in The waters fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
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Zentafo's influence in The waters rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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Zentafo, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in
Zentafo, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.
- : Following new legislation in
Zentafo, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in
Zentafo, wandering Zentafoans are known for their one-track minds.
- : Following new legislation in
Zentafo, zentaroes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Following new legislation in
Zentafo, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in
Zentafo, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
- : Following new legislation in
Zentafo, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.











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