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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.534 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,366 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,131 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 1,128^th in the world and 55^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,945.51 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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