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The State of Zarbik

“Boy Toy Barlyy”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Just relax

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The State of Zarbik is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Noval with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.686 billion Zarbikians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vik Noviora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zarbikian economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion Atzzes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 388,852 Atzzes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,314,433 per year while the poor average 29,921, a ratio of 77.3 to 1.

Student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zarbik's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zarbik is ranked 160,782nd in the world and 10th in Just relax for Fattest Citizens, with 9.83 Obesity Rate.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 498thMost Subsidized Industry: 521stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 847thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 862ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,017thHighest Average Incomes: 1,071stMost Efficient Economies: 1,336thMost Armed: 1,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,414thLargest Black Market: 1,752ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,785thMost Secular: 1,936thMost Avoided: 2,006thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,132ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,340thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,350thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,763rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,039thSmartest Citizens: 3,253rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,286thRudest Citizens: 3,365thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,416thLargest Governments: 4,525thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,124thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,690thMost Patriotic: 6,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,536thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,556thLargest Mining Sector: 8,733rdMost Cultured: 9,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,758thHighest Economic Output: 10,918thTop
Most Influential: 14,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,338thMost Developed: 15,427thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,918thMost Conservative: 20,550thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,732ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,564th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Cokoland, Maxconian Khal, Mint Lands, QFC, Uhay, and RANENENENENE.