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The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf |
“No moto since 1902”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Wysteria |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Emperor Esob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.236 billion Zamberdafians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamberdaf City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Zamberdafian economy, worth an astonishing 16,972 trillion monkey tails a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 392,544 monkey tails, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,879,520 per year while the poor average 16,404, a ratio of 175 to 1.
Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zamberdaf's national animal is the screamapiller, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All hail the evil emperor.
Zamberdaf is ranked 295th in the world and 13th in Wysteria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 392,544.51 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zamberdaf was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Zamberdaf, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.