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The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf |
“No moto since 1902”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Wysteria |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Emperor Esob with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.818 billion Zamberdafians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamberdaf City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Zamberdafian economy, worth an astonishing 13,835 trillion monkey tails a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 375,782 monkey tails, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,824,703 per year while the poor average 14,333, a ratio of 197 to 1.
According to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, and toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zamberdaf's national animal is the screamapiller, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All hail the evil emperor.
Zamberdaf is ranked 218th in the world and 18th in Wysteria for Highest Economic Output, with 13,835 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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Zamberdaf, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
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Zamberdaf, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
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Zamberdaf, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
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Zamberdaf, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
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Zamberdaf, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
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Zamberdaf, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
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Zamberdaf, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
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Zamberdaf, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
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Zamberdaf, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
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Zamberdaf, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.