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The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf

“No moto since 1902”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Emperor Esob with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.818 billion Zamberdafians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zamberdaf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zamberdafian economy, worth an astonishing 13,835 trillion monkey tails a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 375,782 monkey tails, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,824,703 per year while the poor average 14,333, a ratio of 197 to 1.

According to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, and toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zamberdaf's national animal is the screamapiller, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All hail the evil emperor.

Zamberdaf is ranked 218th in the world and 18th in Wysteria for Highest Economic Output, with 13,835 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Insurance Industry: 165thHighest Economic Output: 218thMost Avoided: 235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 239thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 311thHighest Disposable Incomes: 314thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 374thLargest Gambling Industry: 400thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 403rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 404thMost Ignorant Citizens: 433rdFattest Citizens: 450thMost Corrupt Governments: 462ndLargest Mining Sector: 490thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 509thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 559thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 610thMost Stationary: 779thLargest Populations: 822ndLargest Retail Industry: 836thHighest Average Incomes: 994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,000thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,099thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,108thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,181stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,214thRudest Citizens: 1,971stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,019thMost Efficient Economies: 2,169thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,269thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,970thMost Conservative: 4,305thNudest: 4,374thLargest Black Market: 4,471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,830thMost Influential: 7,561stLargest Governments: 11,266thTop
Most Armed: 14,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,832nd
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the region

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