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The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 42


Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: Willow Farm

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 42 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.873 billion Yuyu Puppet 42ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 42ian economy, worth 792 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,563 Yuyu coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 42's national animal is the Yuyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yuyu Puppet 42 is ranked 8,000th in the world and 3rd in Willow Farm for Highest Poor Incomes, with 122,483.92 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Primitive: 1,514thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,844thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,291stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,404thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,108thLargest Black Market: 4,404thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,277thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,672ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,546thLargest Mining Sector: 7,621stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,805thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,000thMost Avoided: 8,679thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,127thLargest Retail Industry: 10,325thMost Efficient Economies: 12,715thHighest Average Incomes: 12,785thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,403rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,055thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,071stLargest Governments: 20,489thMost Patriotic: 20,888thMost Devout: 21,355thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,761stMost Authoritarian: 25,069thLowest Crime Rates: 25,461st
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionMost Primitive: 47th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st in the regionMost Income Equality: 100th in the region

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