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The Nomadic People of Yumza

“We are one with nature and nature is one with us”

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The Nomadic People of Yumza is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yumbaza Mumgalui with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.806 billion Yumzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spider Monkey City. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yumzan economy, worth 856 trillion Yocobols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,513 Yocobols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Yumbaza Mumgalui's Twitcher account is typically used to share Spider Monkey memes rather than government policy, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and religion makes people horny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yumza's national animal is the Spider Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zuyumkoolu.

Yumza is ranked 37,595^th in the world and 1^st in puppet storage 2 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.72 law-abiding acts per hour.

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