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The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir

“Merry Christmas to you”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Christmas

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mel Torme with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.861 billion Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oh Little Town of Bethlehem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion Songs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,780 Songs, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir's national animal is the Chorister, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir is ranked 14,394th in the world and 10th in Christmas for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,567.78 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Nudest: 3,239thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,434thLargest Retail Industry: 7,121stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,622ndLargest Black Market: 10,348thMost Stationary: 11,277thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,394thTop
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Most Influential: 18,086thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,239thHighest Economic Output: 18,382ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,951stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,706th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the region

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