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The Incorporated Cynical States of Youtohpia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Pichai with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.115 billion Youtohpers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Handism City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The powerhouse Youtohper economy, worth 504 trillion Atomic Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 82,581 Atomic Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,791 per year while the poor average 16,199, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, foreign leaders who don't applaud Supreme Leader Pichai's speeches are regarded as enemies of Youtohpia, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, and eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Youtohpia's national animal is the A-Bomb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Youtohpia is ranked 183,307^th in the world and 1,018^th in Chicken overlords for Most Developed, scoring 53.35 on the Human Development Index.