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The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man

“A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.179 billion Foshanites are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Social Policy, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 2,845 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,518 Wing Chun Yuan, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,097,596 per year while the poor average 7,631, a ratio of 143 to 1.

Both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, sleeping on the job is recommended, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and Emperor Yip Kai Man has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yip Man is ranked 244,343rd in the world and 186th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.88 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 311thMost Valuable International Artwork: 326thLargest Gambling Industry: 694thMost Armed: 801stHighest Crime Rates: 902ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,369thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,450thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,641stLargest Black Market: 1,895thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,704thMost Primitive: 4,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,197thHighest Economic Output: 5,199thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,350thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,795thMost Efficient Economies: 7,606thLargest Retail Industry: 8,622ndMost Cultured: 9,267thMost Secular: 9,894thLargest Populations: 9,940thMost Inclusive: 9,976thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,273rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,696thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,785thHighest Average Incomes: 12,849thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,850thMost Avoided: 15,490thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,825thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,014th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the region

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