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The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man

“A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip Man is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Yip Kai Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 21.06 billion Foshanites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foshan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Foshanite economy, worth a remarkable 4,286 trillion Wing Chun Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,555 Wing Chun Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yip Man's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Yip Man is ranked 714th in the world and 5th in Texas for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,060.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 120thMost Valuable International Artwork: 429thLargest Gambling Industry: 493rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 714thLargest Black Market: 1,005thHighest Crime Rates: 1,191stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,259thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,735thMost Primitive: 2,520thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,388thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,577thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,601stMost Efficient Economies: 5,373rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,828thMost Avoided: 5,901stMost Cultured: 6,172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,300thLargest Retail Industry: 6,335thHighest Average Incomes: 7,135thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,258thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,556thMost Inclusive: 8,964thLargest Populations: 9,267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,916thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,950thHighest Food Quality: 10,690thMost Armed: 12,391stTop
Most Devout: 14,453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,618thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,363rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,040th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the region

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