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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Yeniseisk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.215 billion Yeniseiskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnoyarsk. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeniseiskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,910 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeniseisk's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Yeniseisk is ranked 17,497^th in the world and 112^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 50.48 flags saluted per person per day.

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