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The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity

“Gargantuan Love God”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Ztorque

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 44.929 billion Rands Objectivityians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rands Objectivityian economy, worth an astonishing 20,680 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 460,297 rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,373,327 per year while the poor average 48,663, a ratio of 48.8 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government has enacted freedom of information, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rands Objectivity's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rands Objectivity is ranked 266,772nd in the world and 3rd in Ztorque for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.73 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Stationary: 9thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74thMost Rebellious Youth: 86thHighest Economic Output: 124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 127thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 127thHighest Disposable Incomes: 159thFattest Citizens: 221stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 270thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 407thMost Avoided: 419thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 446thLargest Populations: 446thLargest Insurance Industry: 508thLargest Gambling Industry: 522ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 575thHighest Crime Rates: 595thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 629thHighest Average Incomes: 645thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 677thMost Efficient Economies: 826thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,004thMost Armed: 1,095thSmartest Citizens: 1,289thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,568thLargest Mining Sector: 1,711thRudest Citizens: 1,723rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,245thLargest Retail Industry: 2,588thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,393rdMost Cultured: 3,602ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,872ndMost Influential: 5,258thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,612thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,555thLargest Black Market: 22,904thMost Pro-Market: 23,409thMost Secular: 26,609th

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