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The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity

“Gargantuan Love God”

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Location: Ztorque

Regional Influence: Power


The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 40.707 billion Rands Objectivityians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rands Objectivityian economy, worth an astonishing 18,737 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 460,300 rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,373,339 per year while the poor average 48,663, a ratio of 48.8 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government has enacted freedom of information, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rands Objectivity's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rands Objectivity is ranked 273,998th in the world and 5th in Ztorque for Most Patriotic, with 0.17 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Stationary: 10thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 84thMost Rebellious Youth: 84thHighest Economic Output: 119thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 136thHighest Disposable Incomes: 153rdFattest Citizens: 202ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 219thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 328thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 355thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 357thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 365thMost Avoided: 372ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 442ndLargest Populations: 480thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 482ndMost Efficient Economies: 482ndLargest Gambling Industry: 515thLargest Insurance Industry: 533rdHighest Crime Rates: 538thHighest Average Incomes: 539thLargest Publishing Industry: 729thLargest Agricultural Sector: 982ndSmartest Citizens: 984thMost Armed: 1,008thRudest Citizens: 1,231stLargest Mining Sector: 1,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,920thLargest Retail Industry: 1,974thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,261stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,879thMost Cultured: 2,986thMost Influential: 6,010thLargest Black Market: 12,261stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,160thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,658thLargest Governments: 21,970thMost Pro-Market: 22,337thMost Secular: 27,411th

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