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The Kingdom of Xadah

“Too dumb to surrender”

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The Kingdom of Xadah is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.095 billion Xadahians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Task. The average income tax rate is 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xadahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Ties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,371 Ties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, people feel the most alone when among peers, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Xadah. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xadah's national animal is the jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Xadah is ranked 86,773^rd in the world and 2,088^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 16.59 flags saluted per person per day.

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