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The Federation of Workers Work Camp

“Work or die”

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The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.322 billion workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 3,644 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,830 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, the treehouse in Packhorse Park is the tallest building in Workers Work Camp, and when it comes to real men it takes one to know one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Full Communism.

Workers Work Camp is ranked 49,585^th in the world and 1^st in NSLeft for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.29 law-abiding acts per hour.

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